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How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a ci...

How do you like your bloody mary? Bacon-garnished? With seafood? Heavy on the vodka? More Worcestershire sauce? Enough horseradish to make you cry?...

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick w...

Pockets! Unexpected pockets! You can never have too many pockets. This little guy has a nice pocket to hold secret awesomeness, like lost teeth (if...

Trains feel like freedom and smell like pizza! The Squishable GO! Train actually has neither of those qualities, but it does feel super soft. And I...

Do you know how to drive a tractor? I don't! I thought it was like driving a normal car. I was totally wrong. Sorry dad! Anyways, the Squishable GO...

The clean up crew is here! Well, the Squishable GO! Dump Truck is here. I'm not sure of how well it can clean, but then again I'm not great at clea...

If Micro Baby Unicorns could talk, what would they sound like? Probably a mix of an excited squealing and otherworldly inflection. Or maybe they sp...

I'm kind of feeling like a salad right now, but alas, I'm missing a plate on which to put it! Hey, Mini Stegosaurus, can I borrow one of yours? You...

Leaders are red! I know this after reading a LOT of comic books, and the leader of most superhero groups is usually red. Well, except that one guy,...

Oh little fish who huffs and puffsAnd dreams of giant balls of fluffThere is, alas, a bigger pufferYou might get large, but he's still buff-er!But ...

Oh venerable symbol of rebirth, immortality, eternity, protection, self-reliance and unity, the Ouroboros' mystery echoes through the eons. The won...

Mini Squishable Mint Octopus, what are you doing here on my shoulder? Did you escape your tank? Am I about to get an angry call from the aquarium? ...

Netherland Dwarf Bunnies come in something like 40 different colorations! Red Aguti? Siamese Sable? Marten Smoke? How can you pick just one to snug...

How do you keep your thoughts organized, Mini Squishable Hydra? With that many heads it must be difficult to keep them straight! You'd need some se...

Sometimes you want your horrific monstrosities in tiny, pint-sized form. It's true! An earthquake is scary, but a mini earthquake just tickles! And...

Where does strawberry milk come from? From well-educated Strawberry Cows! That's also where we get strawberry milkshakes, but it's best we probably...

Hey there, Sweetie! What's up, Honey? How's it going, Sugar? If you find yourself unable to stop using sucrose-themed terms of endearment, consider...

Look at this bamboo chomper! So cute! I wish I was that cute. Would eating bamboo make me look as cute as this Squishable Panda? It's worth a try! ...

Unicorns are sweet. Cake is sweet. A cake made out of unicorn...no, wait, that's not what we're going for here. Let me try this again. Unicorns are...

There have been many great debates throughout history: Should we use direct current or alternating electric current? Is the game called "Duck, Duck...

You might have a go-to flavor for this icy, dreamy dessert, but why pigeonhole yourself! Look at that glorious array of ice cream tubs! Ponder the ...

Welcome to our Luau! I'm glad you could join 1000 of your closest friends already hanging out on this tropical Hawaiian beach! Watch some hula perf...

Let's check out our trick-or-treating loot! This pile is for candy and other special sugary treats! Over here we have stuff like fruit and peanuts ...