Squishable

Life is better with caffeine. By which I mean, caffeine in very specific liquid form, as a byproduct of drinking certain hot beverages, can minorly...

Do it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right ...

Beware, for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow, one joy! Mere seconds from now, you will finish reading the descr...

At the end of a long day at work, I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and lounge around in wild multicolored motley. It doesn't get any bette...

Let me tell you of a far-off distant land, a land of wild storms and wind and rain. But it doesn't rain down frogs and jellybeans like it does here...

I'm melting! MELTING! But luckily, this Squishable doesn't! It stays solid in 90 degree weather. It stays solid (although still squishy) at the bea...

Look at this bamboo chomper! So cute! I wish I was that cute. Would eating bamboo make me look as cute as this Squishable Panda? It's worth a try! ...

Oh how far the burrito has come! This tasty tortilla has gone from a simple swaddle sold by 1920s food carts into full-blown fast-casual phenomenon...

Thank you, sunshine, for providing Vitamin D and tan lines! Yep, soaking up those potentially dangerous UV rays really make me happy. Unless I forg...

HUZZAH! Oh your majesty, Comfort Food Chicken Leg, I swear fealty to your superior poultry-ness. I shall joust, sword fight, dance and be merry in ...

Have you ever gone to a county fair and thought to yourself, "what's the least healthy thing I can put into my body that ISN'T weighed down by ten ...

Got an extra 25 cents? Then you can buy a gumball! Have an extra 40ish dollars? Then this is the gumball machine for you!! All the fun, and none of...

There are so many delicious ways to enjoy Mac and Cheese! Ultra gooey, easy stovetop, bacon and jalapeno, southern style, breadcrumb baked.... Oh m...

What could be better than sugar and syrup all whipped up into the perfect soft and sweet, fluffy cylindrical sponge? How about three of them? How a...

Dear Pizza,When I celebrated my sixth birthday, you were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there.When I was 19 and suffered through m...

Oh lovely! This warm, cuddly little Comfort Food Pumpkin Spice Latte wants to do all the Fall things! Apple picking! Hay rides! Corn mazes! Haunted...

There is a ramen restaurant in Shubuya, Tokyo - well, it's not so much a restaurant as a counter with a half-dozen seats and the teensy-tiniest kit...

Howdy partners, get your veggies ready! Straight from the...valley comes the most delectable dressing you ever did squeeze! If you're still reading...

Are you ready for magical crystal healing? Nope? What about a super-sized transformative journey!?? Uh-uh? How about a sparkly dragon? If you answe...

Aesthetic food connoisseurs everywhere want to know what a fashion-forward serving of frozen dairy is wearing these days! Look at the sprinkle deta...

To Bee or not to Bee? Let's talk about it! On the one hand, you could make honey, the only food that has all the substances necessary to sustain li...

Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surv...

Wee woo! Wee woo! What an alarming, yet melodic tune, and so classic. What's that you say, Squishable GO! Ambulance? It's not classic? You're tryin...