Squishable Cactus

Would you like to hug a cactus? Not without a lot of practice! All those sharp and pointed pricklies, Wouldn't fail to stab and stick me! How I'd love a Cactus gentle, Cuddly, soft, and sentimental, Ready for some friendly squeezing, Using spines that felt more pleasing! 15 squishy inches of soft spikes! All new polyester fiber, ages 0 and up only!