Squishable

Look at this classic front loader! Yes, THIS one, not the one outside your window causing a ruckus during your video chat. The Squishable GO! Front...

Do you know how to drive a tractor? I don't! I thought it was like driving a normal car. I was totally wrong. Sorry dad! Anyways, the Squishable GO...

Trains feel like freedom and smell like pizza! The Squishable GO! Train actually has neither of those qualities, but it does feel super soft. And I...

Science tells us that sharks are in a perpetual state of motion, always swimming forward. To be a shark means being permanently on the hunt. We hav...

Oh Hamburger, what is it about you that makes me want to ask, "I can has?" Is it the beef itself, savory and juicy? Or the condiments like a rainbo...

Show us who you are deep inside, little jellyfish! That should be easy for you...you're made of translucent goop! Oh wait, you're not made of goop?...

Comfort Food Kebab, what's the best part about having three savory detachable heads? Is it the excellent depth perception? The lack of loneliness? ...

If Micro Baby Unicorns could talk, what would they sound like? Probably a mix of an excited squealing and otherworldly inflection. Or maybe they sp...

One of my favorite Disney Parks easter eggs is the goat on top of Big Thunder Mountain, it's riiiiight where the photo is taken - blink and you mis...

Wearing armor keeps you pretty high up in the food chain. Case in point, the Squishable Alligator! They can eat anything! Muffins? Yes! Zebras? Yep...

Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick fro...

Look at this derpy little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a shining beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are wh...

We’ve certainly got a weird tale for ya! That noise you hear in the middle of the night? Yeah, it’s NOT rats in the walls, but instead a baby entit...

Baby birds are called a chick; baby aardvarks are called a calf. Baby Foxes are called a kit, or a cub, or a or pup. Jeez, foxes, pick a name for y...

Hey, kids! Get it, because baby goats are called kids?!...Alright, I guess the subtle art of goat humor is lost on you. I was going to make a brill...

Do you know what kind of leaves koalas put in their teas? You guessed it, eucalyptus leaves! With some berries for sweetness. And honey for extra s...

The man. The moth. The LEGEND! Salutations to Mothman, he of the West Virginia statue, instigator of festivals, museums, and that weird dream I had...

Hush Baby Narwal, don't say a word, Mama doesn't think your horn's absurd.And if anyone else dares to says so, Mama's gonna stick them on an ice fl...

When faced with a wild predator, Baby Penguins huddle in an invincible circle and puff out their chests in defiance. Baby Penguins have lots of gut...

Have a stinky pile of trash reeking havoc throughout your house? Fear not, good citizens! The garbage rescuing, nocturnal masked crusader is HERE t...

Hey little red bear-cat, settle a bet for us. How many stripes does your fluffy cuddly tail have? My bet is 4. Racoon says it's 6. The eldritch bei...

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax M...

I have two black cats at home. What's one more! Well I'll tell you what's one more, a lot of scratching and hissing is what you get with one more. ...

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick w...

How do you like your bloody mary? Bacon-garnished? With seafood? Heavy on the vodka? More Worcestershire sauce? Enough horseradish to make you cry?...

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a ci...

Welcome to your beach! Here's your sunscreen to keep from scorching, your hat to keep you cool, and your Mini Boozy Buds Margarita to stay hydrated...

Red wine pairings...go! Shiraz with steak! Tempranillo with paella! Syrah with duck! Malbec with literally anything! This Mini Boozy Buds Red Wine ...

Bubble tea! The staple in my snack diet! The delightful hold-over between a huge dimsum brunch and noodles for dinner! As perfect for a mid-shoppin...

Why do all of my plants meet an untimely end? Even the "fool-proof" ones: apparently they haven't met this fool! Air plants, spider plants, succule...

Let's check out our trick-or-treating loot! This pile is for candy and other special sugary treats! Over here we have stuff like fruit and peanuts ...

Cats and loaves of bread have a lot in common. They look loaf-like! They can be a lovely tan color! They're squishy and soft! Squish your own loaf ...

Some thunderstorms like to come in with a bang!!! But not me, nope!! I prefer the gentle pitter patter against the window....while staying indoors ...

Gilding the lily! That means taking something that's really great and making it unnecessarily greater. Like taking a cinnamon bun with icing and ad...