Squishable

We’ve certainly got a weird tale for ya! That noise you hear in the middle of the night? Yeah, it’s NOT rats in the walls, but instead a baby entit...

Baby birds are called a chick; baby aardvarks are called a calf. Baby Foxes are called a kit, or a cub, or a or pup. Jeez, foxes, pick a name for y...

Hey, kids! Get it, because baby goats are called kids?!...Alright, I guess the subtle art of goat humor is lost on you. I was going to make a brill...

Do you know what kind of leaves koalas put in their teas? You guessed it, eucalyptus leaves! With some berries for sweetness. And honey for extra s...

The man. The moth. The LEGEND! Salutations to Mothman, he of the West Virginia statue, instigator of festivals, museums, and that weird dream I had...

Hush Baby Narwal, don't say a word, Mama doesn't think your horn's absurd.And if anyone else dares to says so, Mama's gonna stick them on an ice fl...

When faced with a wild predator, Baby Penguins huddle in an invincible circle and puff out their chests in defiance. Baby Penguins have lots of gut...

Have a stinky pile of trash reeking havoc throughout your house? Fear not, good citizens! The garbage rescuing, nocturnal masked crusader is HERE t...

Hey little red bear-cat, settle a bet for us. How many stripes does your fluffy cuddly tail have? My bet is 4. Racoon says it's 6. The eldritch bei...

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax M...

I have two black cats at home. What's one more! Well I'll tell you what's one more, a lot of scratching and hissing is what you get with one more. ...

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick w...

How do you like your bloody mary? Bacon-garnished? With seafood? Heavy on the vodka? More Worcestershire sauce? Enough horseradish to make you cry?...

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a ci...

Welcome to your beach! Here's your sunscreen to keep from scorching, your hat to keep you cool, and your Mini Boozy Buds Margarita to stay hydrated...

Red wine pairings...go! Shiraz with steak! Tempranillo with paella! Syrah with duck! Malbec with literally anything! This Mini Boozy Buds Red Wine ...

Bubble tea! The staple in my snack diet! The delightful hold-over between a huge dimsum brunch and noodles for dinner! As perfect for a mid-shoppin...

Why do all of my plants meet an untimely end? Even the "fool-proof" ones: apparently they haven't met this fool! Air plants, spider plants, succule...

Let's check out our trick-or-treating loot! This pile is for candy and other special sugary treats! Over here we have stuff like fruit and peanuts ...

Cats and loaves of bread have a lot in common. They look loaf-like! They can be a lovely tan color! They're squishy and soft! Squish your own loaf ...

Some thunderstorms like to come in with a bang!!! But not me, nope!! I prefer the gentle pitter patter against the window....while staying indoors ...

Gilding the lily! That means taking something that's really great and making it unnecessarily greater. Like taking a cinnamon bun with icing and ad...

Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can't even imagi...

Cereal bowls! A bowl of nostalgic joy and sugary goodness! However, cereal is a bit of a misnomer. Our hamster scientists have just confirmed in th...

Welcome to our Luau! I'm glad you could join 1000 of your closest friends already hanging out on this tropical Hawaiian beach! Watch some hula perf...

I have a cat bias. I admit it -- I think cats are amazing. Especially this Mini Colorpoint Kitty. It's the best thing that ever happened. You can d...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough! Doctors aren't known for their dodging skills. It's really hard...

I was not into broccoli as a kid. It made me feel like a giant eating tons of little trees, and I didn't want to have that burden on my 4-year-old...

When I was younger I thought cheesecake was cake made out of sharp cheese like cheddar, parmesan, etc. Embarrassingly, I was the ripe old age of 14...

Need just a little pick-me-up, without committing your shakey little hands to a giant cup? Then this is the plush for you! Our Mini Cold Brew is ja...

You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and...

The way I used to dislike pumpkin pie as a kid. I simply didn't know any better at the time! Please don't hold it against me! I've since learned th...

There is a ramen restaurant in Shubuya, Tokyo - well, it's not so much a restaurant as a counter with a half-dozen seats and the teensy-tiniest kit...

When you need a pick-me-up to get through your last few tasks of the day, the Mini Comfort Food Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich is there. Sitting through...

What do you get when you cross a Corgi with a warm peach cobbler?A very happy Corgi...and a licked-clean pie tin! You see, Corgis are known for the...

I occasionally wonder if there's a really small spider inside each cotton candy machine, spinning out the sugar webbing. I wonder this a lot. It ha...

What's more magical than a plain ol' unicorn? Well, probably like a lot of things, but we're here to talk about a COTTON CANDY UNICORN. While they ...

Hey there, Sweetie! What's up, Honey? How's it going, Sugar? If you find yourself unable to stop using sucrose-themed terms of endearment, consider...

Our Mini Squishable Crystal Dragon is full of healing energy! They drink moon water everyday, keep their quartz by the window for absorbing good vi...

Sometimes you want your horrific monstrosities in tiny, pint-sized form. It's true! An earthquake is scary, but a mini earthquake just tickles! And...

There are many things to be happy about when you're an Octopus! Your abundance of legs! Your three hearts! Your particularly good luck always getti...

Mini Squishable Mint Octopus, what are you doing here on my shoulder? Did you escape your tank? Am I about to get an angry call from the aquarium? ...

Influencers! Sometimes they're fashionistas! Sometimes they're dogs! Sometimes they're food...and also a dog! The Mini Hot Dog Dachshund has a huge...

Our distinguishing physical characteristics are so random and quirky! You have red hair, that lady there has green eyes, I have a freckle on my wri...

At the end of a long day at work, I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and lounge around in wild multicolored motley. It doesn't get any bette...