Squishable

Life is better with caffeine. By which I mean, caffeine in very specific liquid form, as a byproduct of drinking certain hot beverages, can minorly...

Do it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right ...

Beware, for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow, one joy! Mere seconds from now, you will finish reading the descr...

At the end of a long day at work, I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and lounge around in wild multicolored motley. It doesn't get any bette...

Let me tell you of a far-off distant land, a land of wild storms and wind and rain. But it doesn't rain down frogs and jellybeans like it does here...

I'm melting! MELTING! But luckily, this Squishable doesn't! It stays solid in 90 degree weather. It stays solid (although still squishy) at the bea...

This Baby Goat is vacuous in the most pleasant way possible! There is not a single thought behind those eyes! They don't have to worry about paying...

You would never imagine that this handsome fox is believed to be a shapeshifting protector in Japanese folklore. Regardless of what he is (or what ...

Koalas love climbing! Koalas love sleep! Koalas love eucalyptus leaves! Even though they're really poisonous! True fact, Koalas actually can't live...

Look at this bamboo chomper! So cute! I wish I was that cute. Would eating bamboo make me look as cute as this Squishable Panda? It's worth a try! ...

Squishable Baby Platypus, you've gotten so big! Why, I haven't seen you since you were just out of your egg, or whatever. So whatcha up to now? Sti...

The knight has defeated the great dragon. Or so he thought! ARISE, great dragon, from the depths of the grave! You may only be bone and shadow, but...

Oh how far the burrito has come! This tasty tortilla has gone from a simple swaddle sold by 1920s food carts into full-blown fast-casual phenomenon...

Would you like to hug a cactus? Not without a lot of practice! All those sharp and pointed pricklies, Wouldn't fail to stab and stick me! How I'd l...

S'mores are good. Fire is good. Camping.....is for people who aren't me but I support you if that's your thing! I'd rather curl up with a nice plus...

Thank you, sunshine, for providing Vitamin D and tan lines! Yep, soaking up those potentially dangerous UV rays really make me happy. Unless I forg...

Working dogs are the best! They will happily herd your sheep and then lick your face! They will save Little Timmy, that poor chap always stuck in t...

HUZZAH! Oh your majesty, Comfort Food Chicken Leg, I swear fealty to your superior poultry-ness. I shall joust, sword fight, dance and be merry in ...

Have you ever gone to a county fair and thought to yourself, "what's the least healthy thing I can put into my body that ISN'T weighed down by ten ...

Got an extra 25 cents? Then you can buy a gumball! Have an extra 40ish dollars? Then this is the gumball machine for you!! All the fun, and none of...

There are so many delicious ways to enjoy Mac and Cheese! Ultra gooey, easy stovetop, bacon and jalapeno, southern style, breadcrumb baked.... Oh m...

What could be better than sugar and syrup all whipped up into the perfect soft and sweet, fluffy cylindrical sponge? How about three of them? How a...

Dear Pizza,When I celebrated my sixth birthday, you were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there.When I was 19 and suffered through m...

Oh lovely! This warm, cuddly little Comfort Food Pumpkin Spice Latte wants to do all the Fall things! Apple picking! Hay rides! Corn mazes! Haunted...

There is a ramen restaurant in Shubuya, Tokyo - well, it's not so much a restaurant as a counter with a half-dozen seats and the teensy-tiniest kit...

Howdy partners, get your veggies ready! Straight from the...valley comes the most delectable dressing you ever did squeeze! If you're still reading...

Are you ready for magical crystal healing? Nope? What about a super-sized transformative journey!?? Uh-uh? How about a sparkly dragon? If you answe...

''Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity, puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and ...

What do you like to do on the weekends? Hopping around in the outback? Enjoying a flat white? Teaching surf lessons? Trying to guess what new spide...

Aesthetic food connoisseurs everywhere want to know what a fashion-forward serving of frozen dairy is wearing these days! Look at the sprinkle deta...

To Bee or not to Bee? Let's talk about it! On the one hand, you could make honey, the only food that has all the substances necessary to sustain li...

Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surv...

Wee woo! Wee woo! What an alarming, yet melodic tune, and so classic. What's that you say, Squishable GO! Ambulance? It's not classic? You're tryin...

The clean up crew is here! Well, the Squishable GO! Dump Truck is here. I'm not sure of how well it can clean, but then again I'm not great at clea...

Did you hear that siren? That must be coming from the Squishable GO! Firetruck! I can tell because it's the only fire truck specifically designed t...

Look at this classic front loader! Yes, THIS one, not the one outside your window causing a ruckus during your video chat. The Squishable GO! Front...

Do you know how to drive a tractor? I don't! I thought it was like driving a normal car. I was totally wrong. Sorry dad! Anyways, the Squishable GO...

Trains feel like freedom and smell like pizza! The Squishable GO! Train actually has neither of those qualities, but it does feel super soft. And I...

Science tells us that sharks are in a perpetual state of motion, always swimming forward. To be a shark means being permanently on the hunt. We hav...

Oh Hamburger, what is it about you that makes me want to ask, "I can has?" Is it the beef itself, savory and juicy? Or the condiments like a rainbo...

Show us who you are deep inside, little jellyfish! That should be easy for you...you're made of translucent goop! Oh wait, you're not made of goop?...

Comfort Food Kebab, what's the best part about having three savory detachable heads? Is it the excellent depth perception? The lack of loneliness? ...

If Micro Baby Unicorns could talk, what would they sound like? Probably a mix of an excited squealing and otherworldly inflection. Or maybe they sp...

One of my favorite Disney Parks easter eggs is the goat on top of Big Thunder Mountain, it's riiiiight where the photo is taken - blink and you mis...

Wearing armor keeps you pretty high up in the food chain. Case in point, the Squishable Alligator! They can eat anything! Muffins? Yes! Zebras? Yep...

Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick fro...

Look at this derpy little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a shining beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are wh...